9. How to chug/shot-gun a beer
8. How to surf
7. How to primp myself for a night out
6. How to get free drinks (probably correlated w/ the above)
5. How to roll a joint
4. How to make a bong out of lab equipment
3. How to calibrate a microscope
2. How to drink copious amounts of coffee without getting cracked out
1. What the hell I wanna do with my life
