Biochem
(written during a particularly boring biochem lecture)
You talk too fast
I can't understand
trying to keep up just hurts my hand
so I stare confused
at these molecules
and I don't really care
which enzymes act where
this class is lame, I think I'll take a nap
and after lecture go to Gio's for some beer on tap
Blumpkin
(written in LA traffic after my cousin defined "blumpkin" for me)
I was sittin on the toilet takin a dump
when this bitch started sucking all over my junk
I said "hey there, whatcha doin pumpkin?"
She said "don't you know? they call it a blumpkin!"
Flaunt It
(written while drunk in a pool)
I'm so damn cool chillin in the pool
there's a bee on me
tryina get in this everyone wants to hit it cause I'm a sick bitch
sippin on gin and tonics and rocking Manolo Blahniks this is how I flaunt it.
