I'm on Tumblr!

Because I have difficulty getting rid of things I have decided to keep this blog strictly for posting stories. However, I will also be posting those stories and other random things on tumblr. So for (hopefully) more frequent and eclectic posts go here: http://rockstonic-juicemagic.tumblr.com/

Moving

Just a heads up to anyone (emphasis on the one) who follows this blog, I'm in the process of moving to tumblr. I currently have 3 blogs and rarely update any of them so I thought perhaps I'd be a bit better about that sort of thing if I combined them into one megablog. Tumblr seemed best suited for such a thing. I'll post the url once its all put together.

Where My Mad Rappers At?

Sometimes I like to pretend that I can spit sick rhymes:

Biochem 

(written during a particularly boring biochem lecture)

You talk too fast

I can't understand

trying to keep up just hurts my hand

so I stare confused

at these molecules

and I don't really care

which enzymes act where

this class is lame, I think I'll take a nap

and after lecture go to Gio's for some beer on tap

Blumpkin 

(written in LA traffic after my cousin defined "blumpkin" for me)

I was sittin on the toilet takin a dump

when this bitch started sucking all over my junk

I said "hey there, whatcha doin pumpkin?"

She said "don't you know? they call it a blumpkin!"

Flaunt It 

(written while drunk in a pool)

I'm so damn cool chillin in the pool

there's a bee on me

tryina get in this everyone wants to hit it cause I'm a sick bitch

sippin on gin and tonics and rocking Manolo Blahniks this is how I flaunt it.